What is claimed is:1. A method of locally providing cloud storage array services for a storage array of a data center, wherein:the data center comprises a plurality of storage arrays and each storage array is coupled only to one or more local networks;the method comprising:initiating, on at least one of the plurality of storage arrays, one or more cloud storage array services; andlocally providing the cloud storage array services including:generating, by the cloud storage array services, metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics; andpresenting the metadata to a user through at least one of the one or more local networks.2. The method of claim 1, wherein generating, by the cloud storage array services, metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics further comprises:generating metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics of each of the plurality of the storage arrays; andaggregating, for presentation to the user, the metadata of each of the plurality of storage arrays.3. The method of claim 1, wherein initiating the one or more cloud storage array services further comprises:selecting, in dependence upon workload characteristics of each of the plurality of storage arrays, one of the plurality of storage arrays to host the one or more cloud storage array services.4. The method of claim 3, further comprising:detecting a change in workload characteristics of at least one of the plurality of storage arrays; andre-selecting one of the plurality of storage arrays to host the one or more cloud storage array services in dependence upon the changed workload characteristics.5. The method of claim 3, further comprising:operating, by a storage array that is not hosting the one or more cloud storage array services, as a proxy for the storage array that is hosting the one or more cloud storage array services; andpresenting the metadata to a user through at least one of the one or more local networks further comprises presenting the metadata through the proxy of the storage array that is hosting the one or more cloud storage array services.6. An apparatus for locally providing cloud storage array services for a storage array of a data center, wherein:the data center comprises a plurality of storage arrays and each storage array is coupled only to one or more local networks;the apparatus comprising a computer processor and a computer memory operatively coupled to the computer processor, where the computer memory includes computer program instructions that, when executed by the computer processor, cause the apparatus to carry out the steps of:initiating, on at least one of the plurality of storage arrays, one or more cloud storage array services; andlocally providing the cloud storage array services including:generating, by the cloud storage array services, metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics; andpresenting the metadata to a user through at least one of the one or more local networks.7. The apparatus of claim 6, wherein generating, by the cloud storage array services, metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics further comprises:generating metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics of each of the plurality of the storage arrays; andaggregating, for presentation to the user, the metadata of each of the plurality of storage arrays.8. The apparatus of claim 6, wherein initiating the one or more cloud storage array services further comprises:selecting, in dependence upon workload characteristics of each of the plurality of storage arrays, one of the plurality of storage arrays to host the one or more cloud storage array services.9. The apparatus of claim 8, further comprising computer program instructions that, when executed by the computer processor, cause the apparatus to carry out the steps of:detecting a change in workload characteristics of at least one of the plurality of storage arrays; andre-selecting one of the plurality of storage arrays to host the one or more cloud storage array services in dependence upon the changed workload characteristics.10. The apparatus of claim 8, further comprising computer program instructions that, when executed by the computer processor, cause the apparatus to carry out the steps of:operating, by a storage array that is not hosting the one or more cloud storage array services, as a proxy for the storage array that is hosting the one or more cloud storage array services; andpresenting the metadata to a user through at least one of the one or more local networks further comprises presenting the metadata through the proxy of the storage array that is hosting the one or more cloud storage array services.11. A computer program product for locally providing cloud storage array services for a storage array of a data center, wherein:the data center comprises a plurality of storage arrays and each storage array is coupled only to one or more local networks;the computer program product disposed upon a non-transitory computer readable medium, the computer program product comprising computer program instructions that, when executed, cause a computer to carry out the steps of:initiating, on at least one of the plurality of storage arrays, one or more cloud storage array services; andlocally providing the cloud storage array services including:generating, by the cloud storage array services, metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics; andpresenting the metadata to a user through at least one of the one or more local networks.12. The computer program product of claim 11, whereingenerating, by the cloud storage array services, metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics further comprises:generating metadata describing one or more real-time storage array characteristics of each of the plurality of the storage arrays; andaggregating, for presentation to the user, the metadata of each of the plurality of storage arrays.13. The computer program product of claim 11, whereininitiating the one or more cloud storage array services further comprises:selecting, in dependence upon workload characteristics of each of the plurality of storage arrays, one of the plurality of storage arrays to host the one or more cloud storage array services.14. The computer program product of claim 13, further comprising computer program instructions that, when executed, cause the computer to carry out the steps of:detecting a change in workload characteristics of at least one of the plurality of storage arrays; andre-selecting one of the plurality of storage arrays to host the one or more cloud storage array services in dependence upon the changed workload characteristics.